Young Griffith Man Uses Hair Gel
By Jethro Jake
GRIFFITH, NSW: Young Griffith man Danny Zucci chose to use hair gel when he went out to a local pub last week.
“I like to make myself look good,” Mr Zucci said. “Chicks really dig hair gel – I spoke to some of them and they said I was looking sweet, eh? I said, ‘Hey, how you doing?’ and they said ‘Hey big fella’.”
Mr Zucci, 19, said he wore a tight mesh shirt and black Levi jeans that “looked like they were painted on”.
“I was hot,” Mr Zucci said.
Mr Zucci said he decided not to shave before he left, for that “whatever” look and then applied some expensive aftershave. The last thing he did before he left at 7pm was apply the hair gel.
“I really wanted to go to the toilet as well but my jeans were too tight,” Mr Zucci said.
He then drove his HQ Monaro to Griffith’s main street, Banna Avenue, where he met up with his mates “Big” Dave Thompson, John “Smithy” Smith and Paulie “Pauly” Forini.
“We met in the Banna Avenue in the car park are and hung out for a while,” Mr Zucci said. “Later we did laps on Banna Avenue, we beeped our horns loudly. It was pretty cool, we listened to Eminem.”
At about 8.30pm, Mr Thompson and Mr Forini accompanied Mr Zucci to local pub The Griff, for a night of partying to some “fat beats, that’s fat with a PH”.
“It was pretty packed and there were some babes there,” said Mr Thompson. “Danny was getting it on. He’s quite popular with the ladies and his hair gel really made him stand out from all the other guys with hair gel.”
Mr Zucci and his friends drank vodka cruisers while they chatted up some of the local young women and one German exchange student named Miriam.
“Many people think vodka cruisers are for gays but I quite like them,” Mr Zucci said. “Also, my grandmother was Russian.”
One of the young local women, Christina Correll, said she thought Mr Zucci was a very nice young man indeed.
“I thought he was gay at first but then I realised he was just sensitive,” she said. “He really understood my needs. Plus hair gel makes him look pretty hot.”
The trio of young men partied until 1am before returning to the car only to find Mr Smith had crashed it after a hand brake was released while talking to a young female friend.
“At least the hand mirror in the glove box wasn’t broken,” Mr Zucci said, before adding quickly that “otherwise it would’ve been bad luck”.
Mr Zucci said he thoroughly enjoyed the night and he would “definitely use hair gel again.”
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Jethro Jake is a Brisbane writer and former journalist. He wishes other people would contribute to this site and his other Wit articles include "Chef, Hairdresser Fall In Love, Brisbane News Gets Scoop" and "AC/DC Go All Eastern and Mystical."
GRIFFITH, NSW: Young Griffith man Danny Zucci chose to use hair gel when he went out to a local pub last week.
“I like to make myself look good,” Mr Zucci said. “Chicks really dig hair gel – I spoke to some of them and they said I was looking sweet, eh? I said, ‘Hey, how you doing?’ and they said ‘Hey big fella’.”
Mr Zucci, 19, said he wore a tight mesh shirt and black Levi jeans that “looked like they were painted on”.
“I was hot,” Mr Zucci said.
Mr Zucci said he decided not to shave before he left, for that “whatever” look and then applied some expensive aftershave. The last thing he did before he left at 7pm was apply the hair gel.
“I really wanted to go to the toilet as well but my jeans were too tight,” Mr Zucci said.
He then drove his HQ Monaro to Griffith’s main street, Banna Avenue, where he met up with his mates “Big” Dave Thompson, John “Smithy” Smith and Paulie “Pauly” Forini.
“We met in the Banna Avenue in the car park are and hung out for a while,” Mr Zucci said. “Later we did laps on Banna Avenue, we beeped our horns loudly. It was pretty cool, we listened to Eminem.”
At about 8.30pm, Mr Thompson and Mr Forini accompanied Mr Zucci to local pub The Griff, for a night of partying to some “fat beats, that’s fat with a PH”.
“It was pretty packed and there were some babes there,” said Mr Thompson. “Danny was getting it on. He’s quite popular with the ladies and his hair gel really made him stand out from all the other guys with hair gel.”
Mr Zucci and his friends drank vodka cruisers while they chatted up some of the local young women and one German exchange student named Miriam.
“Many people think vodka cruisers are for gays but I quite like them,” Mr Zucci said. “Also, my grandmother was Russian.”
One of the young local women, Christina Correll, said she thought Mr Zucci was a very nice young man indeed.
“I thought he was gay at first but then I realised he was just sensitive,” she said. “He really understood my needs. Plus hair gel makes him look pretty hot.”
The trio of young men partied until 1am before returning to the car only to find Mr Smith had crashed it after a hand brake was released while talking to a young female friend.
“At least the hand mirror in the glove box wasn’t broken,” Mr Zucci said, before adding quickly that “otherwise it would’ve been bad luck”.
Mr Zucci said he thoroughly enjoyed the night and he would “definitely use hair gel again.”
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Jethro Jake is a Brisbane writer and former journalist. He wishes other people would contribute to this site and his other Wit articles include "Chef, Hairdresser Fall In Love, Brisbane News Gets Scoop" and "AC/DC Go All Eastern and Mystical."
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