Masochist To Face Backlash Tonight

By Terri M Su
MASOCHIST Jane Smith faces a backlash tonight when she and husband Bob send the kids away for a cosy night in. Mr Smith, a sadist, said they were the perfect partners.

“She takes and I give,” he said.

While it seems as though only a contortionist could face a backlash, Mrs Smith said all you had to do was maintain a high level of flexibility.

“Besides, I like to watch,” she said. “And mirrors are so expensive these days.”

The writer of this article admitted she “pretty much ran out of jokes” after she completed the headline.

However, she said she continued to write in order to fill up more room and come close to the amount that other reporters had written on Wit.

“We are dealing with a situation whereby I couldn't be bothered to come up with a full story,” she said. “But we have space to fill – that’s the way it goes, I guess. I promise next time I will try harder and create a headline with more possibilities of enterprise.”
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Terri M Su is a new writer and will only write if she gets more coffee. But she works from home so I have never met her. I suspect she is actually Jethro Jake, because she has the same phone number and the same voice only in falsetto. Terri was sacked before the end of publication but was reinstated at the paper later that day after threatening to tell Media Watch everything. Here is one of Jethro Jake's recent stories: We Must Breed More Elephants To Keep The Superior Race From Dying Out.